The Car Repair Fairy

The Car Repair Fairy

Did you know that belief in God by American teenagers is at an all-time low? Did you also know that belief in fairies by teenagers is at an all-time high? How can this be?  Now don’t get nervous, I’m not about to wade into the subject of religion....
When This is Over…

When This is Over…

I’ve been thinking a lot lately about what I’m going to do when this is over. And by this, I mean the Great Plague of 2020—caused by Mandalorian Death Cooties (I think COVID-19 is too blah for something that has shut down the entire world).  Everyone...
The Best 83¢ You Can Spend

The Best 83¢ You Can Spend

I said a bad word this morning after I stepped on my dog’s bone with bare feet. I’m not telling you the bad word because some of you live in states or countries where cursing is illegal. Just my luck, you will be reading this aloud in a public place and the curse...
Regarding Regards

Regarding Regards

Someone sent me their warmest regards today. Do you realize what that means? Those regards can’t be any warmer! If they were, they would be hot regards. And you know that hot regards wouldn’t be appropriate in a business setting. I think we’ve all...