Bond, Bathrooms, & Books

Bond, Bathrooms, & Books

I did something I haven't been able to do in almost 2 years this weekend. I went to a movie! And not just any movie. A James Bond movie.  If you decide to go see this final chapter in the Daniel Craig run as Bond, you'll need to plan your potty break. This movie...

A Sheep, A Goat, And a Serial Killer

A Sheep, A Goat, And a Serial Killer

I read an article today that has me concerned. The headline read: Loose Sheep Evades Capture in Illinois City. There's a lot to unpack here. First, is the sheep promiscuous or on the lamb (couldn't resist)? If it's the former, what business of the city is it who the...

The Chaos Behind Perfect

The Chaos Behind Perfect

I’m on vacation this week. But that doesn’t mean I’m not out looking for nonsense in the world because nonsense never sleeps. Or takes a vacation. Take for example the family I observed on the beach. We were enjoying a relaxing morning, reading, people watching, and...

The Crazy Bees Next Door

The Crazy Bees Next Door

This was today's headline in my Nextdoor Daily Digest email:  "The Bees are crazy! Is it me or does it seem like the bees have simply gone mad?" This was posted by a man named Stephen. Stephen is very concerned about the bees. And frankly, I find this kind of...

Have You Jeff’d Yourself Today?

Have You Jeff’d Yourself Today?

There is this thing people in our family do when they spill food on themselves. They say they “Jeff’d” themselves. I’m not sure how this tradition started (as I glance over at a picture of my wife…), however, it’s taken hold of the entire family. From the kids to my...

The Not-So-Magical Results of Being #1

The Not-So-Magical Results of Being #1

I’m still me. Nothing’s changed. Last week, something exciting happened. For the first time, one of my books hit #1 on Amazon in the Hot New Release category. Although it was a great honor and I’m very thankful to all of you who bought copies, I quickly realized that...