by jeff | May 20, 2025 | Uncategorized
A long time ago, my friend Bill convinced me to go see the movie Snakes On A Plane. He still owes me a refund. Of course, this Samuel L. Jackson flick was far-fetched and horrible. Hopefully, Hollywood will do better when it makes Beavers On A Plane. Why would Beavers...
by jeff | Apr 23, 2025 | Uncategorized
Last week, Jeff Bezos sent six women to space via his company, Blue Origin. He came up with the idea for the company back in the early 2000s and has since spent billions of dollars on land, space craft, and nifty uniforms. And now, if you have a couple of million...
by jeff | Apr 16, 2025 | Uncategorized
Am I the only one who thinks geese sound like hillbillies? Seriously, have you listened to one lately? Geese may look majestic, but they sound like hillbillies. I’ve been doing a lot of geese research lately because a) they live all around us now and b) it helps me...
by jeff | Apr 9, 2025 | Uncategorized
Last week I shared my desire to own a flying RV. Unfortunately, the helicopter Winnebago has been rather elusive. To put it bluntly, it’s been impossible to locate. They only sold one and whomever has it remains a mystery. So, I’m moving to plans B through Q. I looked...
by jeff | Mar 5, 2025 | Uncategorized
Lots of people are concerned about the price of eggs. And have you ordered wings at your favorite pub lately? The prices are through the roof! But I have a solution to this madness: Hawaii! Our youngest son lives on Oahu. He calls it the Island of Useless Chickens. (I...
