by jeff | Apr 16, 2025 | Uncategorized
Am I the only one who thinks geese sound like hillbillies? Seriously, have you listened to one lately? Geese may look majestic, but they sound like hillbillies. I’ve been doing a lot of geese research lately because a) they live all around us now and b) it helps me...
by jeff | Apr 9, 2025 | Uncategorized
Last week I shared my desire to own a flying RV. Unfortunately, the helicopter Winnebago has been rather elusive. To put it bluntly, it’s been impossible to locate. They only sold one and whomever has it remains a mystery. So, I’m moving to plans B through Q. I looked...
by jeff | Mar 5, 2025 | Uncategorized
Lots of people are concerned about the price of eggs. And have you ordered wings at your favorite pub lately? The prices are through the roof! But I have a solution to this madness: Hawaii! Our youngest son lives on Oahu. He calls it the Island of Useless Chickens. (I...
by jeff | Jan 29, 2025 | Uncategorized
I was watching the TV adaptation of The Lincoln Lawyer the other night. The scene in question had the lawyers selecting members of the jury for an upcoming trial. The judge instructed the potential jurors to state their name, occupation, and marital status when called...
by jeff | Sep 18, 2024 | Uncategorized
My mother-in-law let a nugget slip at brunch this past weekend that was too amazing to pass up. She hired a spoon player. “You hired a what?” my sister-in-law asked. “A spoon player,” my mother-in-law confirmed. “You know, those guys that play the spoons.” Now my wife...
