by jeff | Oct 20, 2021 | Uncategorized
I did something I haven’t been able to do in almost 2 years this weekend. I went to a movie! And not just any movie. A James Bond movie. If you decide to go see this final chapter in the Daniel Craig run as Bond, you’ll need to plan your potty break. This...
by jeff | Oct 13, 2021 | Uncategorized
I read an article today that has me concerned. The headline read: Loose Sheep Evades Capture in Illinois City. There’s a lot to unpack here. First, is the sheep promiscuous or on the lamb (couldn’t resist)? If it’s the former, what business of the...
by jeff | Oct 6, 2021 | Uncategorized
I’m on vacation this week. But that doesn’t mean I’m not out looking for nonsense in the world because nonsense never sleeps. Or takes a vacation. Take for example the family I observed on the beach. We were enjoying a relaxing morning, reading, people watching, and...
by jeff | Sep 29, 2021 | Uncategorized
This was today’s headline in my Nextdoor Daily Digest email: “The Bees are crazy! Is it me or does it seem like the bees have simply gone mad?” This was posted by a man named Stephen. Stephen is very concerned about the bees. And frankly, I...
by jeff | Sep 22, 2021 | Uncategorized
There is this thing people in our family do when they spill food on themselves. They say they “Jeff’d” themselves. I’m not sure how this tradition started (as I glance over at a picture of my wife…), however, it’s taken hold of the entire family. From the kids to my...