Morning People With Guns

Morning People With Guns

I just got back from New Orleans and I’m glad to be home. I saw a lot of unruliness down there. And not the fun kind people always talk about when they mention New Orleans. For example, on day one, I witnessed a guy pull a gun on another man right in the middle of the...
Blind Dates & King Cobras

Blind Dates & King Cobras

The zoo in Stockholm Sweden had to be closed this week because a king cobra escaped, according to Ben Hooper at UPI. To me, closing seems like an under-reaction. I think a king cobra escape would be grounds for a drone strike, but that’s just me. I know you’re...
Pumpkin Spice, Bendy Straws, & a Lute

Pumpkin Spice, Bendy Straws, & a Lute

It’s that time of year when everyone becomes obsessed with pumpkin spice. You can’t go anywhere without running into it. From Starbucks coffee to Hostess Twinkies, everyone is trying to inject pumpkin into your day.  Personally, I’m not a fan. Pumpkin...