What’s the Big Hurry?

What’s the Big Hurry?

People are in too much of a hurry. I’m currently not in a hurry. I’m typing extra slowly because I’m on vacation. I’m also using relaxing verb tenses and drinking something with rum in it. I’m sitting on a balcony, watching people hurry to the beach as if the pelicans...
Something Stinks Here

Something Stinks Here

My house stinks. Somewhere hidden in this place is a dead animal, a forgotten morsel of food, or something worse I don’t even want to consider.  It all started a few days after we got back from Florida. We noticed this musty smell, that grew into a garbage...
My Congress Mammal Thinks I’m a Nut

My Congress Mammal Thinks I’m a Nut

Recently, a town in Florida accidentally sold its water tower. It seems the parcel of land it occupied was once split in two, but not the actual deed and other legal paperwork. The gentleman who bought the land and discovered the error then transferred the land back...