by jeff | Jun 8, 2020 | Citizen Thoughts
Did you know there are 26 monarchies in the world? 26 different kings, queens, emperors, sultans, etc. currently rule over a combined 43 countries. That’s right, some queens have countries that are not even in the same area code in which they live! You see...
by jeff | May 22, 2020 | Citizen Thoughts
Did you know that belief in God by American teenagers is at an all-time low? Did you also know that belief in fairies by teenagers is at an all-time high? How can this be? Now don’t get nervous, I’m not about to wade into the subject of religion....
by jeff | May 13, 2020 | Citizen Entertainment, Citizen Thoughts
Our youngest son came to me with a business idea this past weekend. He wants to sell stickers on eBay. Intrigued by his entrepreneurial spirit, I began asking questions. He seemed to have a business plan. Buy in bulk. Sell at a significant markup. And he had...
by jeff | May 5, 2020 | Citizen Entertainment, Citizen Thoughts
I’ve been thinking a lot lately about what I’m going to do when this is over. And by this, I mean the Great Plague of 2020—caused by Mandalorian Death Cooties (I think COVID-19 is too blah for something that has shut down the entire world). Everyone...
by jeff | Mar 25, 2020 | Citizen Entertainment, Citizen Thoughts
I said a bad word this morning after I stepped on my dog’s bone with bare feet. I’m not telling you the bad word because some of you live in states or countries where cursing is illegal. Just my luck, you will be reading this aloud in a public place and the curse...
by jeff | Feb 12, 2018 | Citizen Thoughts
Someone sent me their warmest regards today. Do you realize what that means? Those regards can’t be any warmer! If they were, they would be hot regards. And you know that hot regards wouldn’t be appropriate in a business setting. I think we’ve all...
