by jeff | May 27, 2020 | Citizen Entertainment
What an amazing time we live in. Before today you had to take 2-3 years of a foreign language in high school (in my case French) and then another couple of years in college (in my case because I forgot all my high school French). All of this so you can one day look at...
by jeff | May 13, 2020 | Citizen Entertainment, Citizen Thoughts
Our youngest son came to me with a business idea this past weekend. He wants to sell stickers on eBay. Intrigued by his entrepreneurial spirit, I began asking questions. He seemed to have a business plan. Buy in bulk. Sell at a significant markup. And he had...
by jeff | May 5, 2020 | Citizen Entertainment, Citizen Thoughts
I’ve been thinking a lot lately about what I’m going to do when this is over. And by this, I mean the Great Plague of 2020—caused by Mandalorian Death Cooties (I think COVID-19 is too blah for something that has shut down the entire world). Everyone...
by jeff | Apr 28, 2020 | Citizen Entertainment
There has been an incident. Sunday, April 26th, will forever be known as the day my wife cut my hair and I became Uncle Fester. It’s not her fault that I look like a character from The Addams Family. I did agree to have her cut it, knowing full well that she is...
by jeff | Mar 25, 2020 | Citizen Entertainment, Citizen Thoughts
I said a bad word this morning after I stepped on my dog’s bone with bare feet. I’m not telling you the bad word because some of you live in states or countries where cursing is illegal. Just my luck, you will be reading this aloud in a public place and the curse...
by jeff | Mar 17, 2020 | Citizen Entertainment
Coronamageddon is upon us. The stores are being raided by terrified citizens in search of toilet paper to withstand a respiratory illness. But I’m ready. I’ve got Pez. Though the virus is no laughing matter, the way some people are responding certainly is....
