72 Hours in Savannah Part 1 (A Quick Mystery)

by | Mar 27, 2015 | Quick Mysteries

From the Quick Baseball Mysteries (Short Stories Collection)  I’m going to give you the moral of this story up front: if you get a funny feeling when the phone is ringing that something bad is about to happen, don’t answer the damn thing! That may seem strange for a...
New Minor League Affiliations Winners & Losers

New Minor League Affiliations Winners & Losers

by | Dec 5, 2014 | Uncategorized

Several Minor League teams have changed affiliations for the 2015 season. Here’s who won and who lost. Winners: Daytona After 22 years with the Cubs, the Daytona franchise of the Florida State League in now affiliated with the Reds. Rather than adopt the name of...
Big Brother Larry

Big Brother Larry

by | Nov 12, 2003 | Uncategorized

I’m afraid that my book might someday be successful. I’m afraid of success.  I’m mostly afraid that Larry Flynt has nude photos of me.  Larry Flynt has nude photos of everybody.  He has nude photos of you.  You’re just not famous yet, so he’s holding on to them. Larry...

As God Is My Witness, I Thought Turkeys Could Fly

by | Nov 27, 2014 | Uncategorized

And with that line, I spit milk out of my nose laughing in my parents living room. I really should have posted this on Thanksgiving, seeing the video comes from one of the greatest Thanksgiving episodes of any sitcom ever made in the history of the universe. Of course...