Big Brother Larry

Big Brother Larry

I’m afraid that my book might someday be successful. I’m afraid of success.  I’m mostly afraid that Larry Flynt has nude photos of me.  Larry Flynt has nude photos of everybody.  He has nude photos of you.  You’re just not famous yet, so he’s holding on to them. Larry...

As God Is My Witness, I Thought Turkeys Could Fly

And with that line, I spit milk out of my nose laughing in my parents living room. I really should have posted this on Thanksgiving, seeing the video comes from one of the greatest Thanksgiving episodes of any sitcom ever made in the history of the universe. Of course...
When You Need It Most, It Stops

When You Need It Most, It Stops

The World Series will conclude tonight and I must say, it’s been an entertaining post-season, despite the lack of a certain team from Southern California participating. When the Royals close this out (yes, I’m predicting a KC win), we will have the cold of...