Last night I was stuck in the Kansas City Airport for a bonus 4 hours because of a flight delay. Of course, I hop online to see if there is any free agent news in the world of baseball. I got to the Padres main pageĀ okay, but the first article I clicked on produced the screen you see above. Same with the next article and the next. Apparently, KC is so traumatized, they’re treating like a porn site.

Carry on, Citizens!