by jeff | Feb 8, 2022 | Uncategorized
It’s Tuesday morning. I’ve got a blog post & newsletter to get out. What should I write about? <checks Facebook> Nothing funny going on there. Lots of people complaining about snow removal. <reads snow removal post anyway>...
by jeff | Feb 3, 2022 | Citizen Entertainment
The world is stealing my ideas. Okay, technically I didn’t invent the Professional Pillow Fight League, but it does sound exactly like the sort of nonsense I would put in one of my stories, right? In previous novels, I came up with the Future Carnies of America,...
by jeff | Jan 25, 2022 | Science
French physicists have more fun than you and I. You see, they’re not burdened by the mundane pursuits of other physicists. Instead of trying to find new energy sources, applying quantum mechanics to daily life, or solving space travel, they are hard at work...
by jeff | Jan 11, 2022 | Uncategorized
I’m feeling discombobulated. In fact, our whole house is discombobulated. My dog is stressed. My wife is restless. And everything is piled in corners. The US Department of Home Renovation forced us at gunpoint to rip out our carpet and replace it. I bet you...
by jeff | Jan 4, 2022 | Geography
Put Cyprus on your list of Must Visit Places. I know I have, now that I’ve learned they have a monument to rival the Eiffel Tower and the Statue of Liberty. It’s called The Big Potato. That’s not a typo. The town of Xylophagou (also not a typo)...
