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The Toast Wars

The Toast Wars

Deleted scenes, B-sides, outtakes and unreleased material. Sometimes stuff doesn't make it into a movie or an album. The same thing happens with blogs for whatever reason. I was piddling around today and discovered some material that was started and never made it into...

I Was Wrong About Marriage

I Was Wrong About Marriage

Today is my anniversary. In honor of the occasion, I went back to look at the blog post I wrote just days before the wedding (posted below). And all I can say is that I was wrong about the institution. Apparently, I was under the impression it would be more...

We Conspire Daily to Vex You

We Conspire Daily to Vex You

Did you know I have a day job? Believe it or not, selling books doesn't pay the bills. Oh, it does if you're John Grisham, Stephen King or Janet Evanovich. I'm sure their ends meet. In fact, I would be willing to wager their ends meet, circle back around and meet...

The Magical Used Car of Awesomeness

The Magical Used Car of Awesomeness

What parents think their kids deserve and what kids think they are entitled to can be vastly different. One great illustration of this is when your child hits the teenage years (also known as the Great Tribulation). There are a growing number of scholars who believe...

Spy Pigeons

Spy Pigeons

Last week a story out of India flew beneath the radar (pun intended). India has accused Pakistan of using spy pigeons along the border. I'm not making this up. No, this isn't 1937.  Can you believe it? In the year 2020, Pakistan is using spy pigeons. The...

I Hope This Finds You Dressing Like a Pirate

I Hope This Finds You Dressing Like a Pirate

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