Cannons and Chaos

Cannons and Chaos

This may come as a shock to some of you, but I have a day job that doesn’t involve writing about people peeing on the side of the road, sending cottage cheese through the bank drive-through tube, and making fun of the Kardashians.  It seems my book...
The Price of Stuff

The Price of Stuff

Prices are going up on everything. Gas, food, flamethrowers (I’ll get to that in a minute) all cost more than they did a year ago. Last night I went to an Italian restaurant and they charged $5 for bread. For bread!  Remember when Italian restaurants practically...
A Better Day Job

A Better Day Job

French physicists have more fun than you and I. You see, they’re not burdened by the mundane pursuits of other physicists. Instead of trying to find new energy sources, applying quantum mechanics to daily life, or solving space travel, they are hard at work...