by jeff | Apr 20, 2021 | Citizen Thoughts
Life goes in circles. When you go to a funeral, the minister always uses the phrase ashes to ashes, dust to dust. I think it would be better if he said diapers to diapers, pureed food to pureed food. There are circles in everything. As toddlers, we constantly...
by jeff | Jan 29, 2021 | Citizen Entertainment
I noticed something odd in the shower yesterday. My wife has a body wash containing shea butter and oatmeal. Next to it is a shaving cream made with raspberries and olive butter. Needless to say, I have questions! 1) Oatmeal: How did oatmeal wind up in the body...
by jeff | Dec 23, 2020 | Citizen Entertainment
There’s a holiday tradition that frightens me. It’s the drinking of egg nog. Humans weren’t meant to drink a liquid called nog. nog should be something that you keep in your garage. It should only come out for sealing your driveway or filling in the...
by jeff | Dec 17, 2020 | Citizen Entertainment
Today I read that a Japanese apparel company has created the “Pajama Suit.” It’s a pajama collection that looks like a business suit from the waist up. It comes in men’s and women’s versions. The cost is $50 (or 4,999 yen). They...
by jeff | Dec 2, 2020 | Citizen Entertainment
I spend a lot of time in my office in November/December. That’s good for you because it means I get more writing done. But I confess, it’s not that I’m somehow more dedicated during those months. It’s because I don’t have access to...
