My work computer displays random images as a background. They change a couple of times per day, and I have no idea what’s coming next. Usually, the photography is quite stunning. There’s an interesting variety of nature, architecture, and historic places —all taken by gifted photographers.
But today when I turned on my computer there was a herd of grazing buffalo. And suddenly I felt judged, like the laptop was calling me a grazing buffalo. Which I am. But I don’t need my computer to tell me that.
I don’t know if this is some sort of AI thing, but I don’t like it. Am I going to have to hide snacks from my computer? I already have to hide them from my wife. Strike that! To anyone reading this who shares the last same name as me, there is absolutely no chocolate to be found in my office.*
I eat lunch during the week in front of my computer (which I know is a bad thing). Not anymore! Not because experts say it’s bad. But because I know my computer is taking notes on how much leftover pasta I’m having.
Some of you may think I’m being paranoid. But have you ever had a conversation and then the next day your social media feed is filled with products related to your discussion? For example, you mention your mulch is being overrun with weeds. And a few hours later your Facebook feed is filled with ads for Roundup, gardening gloves, and 55+ communities where they take care of the lawn!
So don’t think for a second that Microsoft isn’t dropping grazing buffalo images on me because they think I want to take a vacation in Montana! They are watching. And they are judging. And I’m having a salad for lunch. Are you happy Mr. Gates?
Carry on, Citizens!
*On most days, that would be a total lie, but sadly today it’s true.
