by jeff | Nov 12, 2003 | Uncategorized
I’m afraid that my book might someday be successful. I’m afraid of success. I’m mostly afraid that Larry Flynt has nude photos of me. Larry Flynt has nude photos of everybody. He has nude photos of you. You’re just not famous yet, so he’s holding on to them. Larry...
by jeff | Aug 7, 2003 | Excerpts
Book Excerpt: “Maybe I’m aiming too low.” “Maybe you’re aiming too high.” “From the looks of your bathroom, I’d say you’re not aiming at anything.” “Sorry, I meant to clean the place before you got...
