Book Excerpt:

“Maybe I’m aiming too low.”

“Maybe you’re aiming too high.”

“From the looks of your bathroom, I’d say you’re not aiming at anything.”

“Sorry, I meant to clean the place before you got here.”

“Next time I’ll give you a week’s notice.”

“Why a week?”

“There are bacteria in there picketing for better working conditions!”

“I know —they’re never satisfied. Last week it was for longer breaks and holiday pay.”

~from the novel Trolley Dodgers

Carry on, Citizens!