ToFurkey & Other Lies

ToFurkey & Other Lies

Thanksgiving is upon us. It’s time for overeating, bad football, and endless Black Friday ads. And it’s time for vegans and vegetarians to try to convince me that ToFurkey tastes like real turkey. It doesn’t.  I’m not a fan of plant-based...
The Doors That Shant Be Opened

The Doors That Shant Be Opened

Yesterday, my dog jumped on my lap to deliver urgent news. I was sitting in a recliner and my glasses fell off the top of my head and behind the chair. (An important detail that would necessitate ominous music if this was a British crime drama.)  Gizmo’s...
Help Me Get Banned

Help Me Get Banned

This may come as a surprise, but writing books has NOT made me a billionaire. It hasn’t made me a millionaire. It hasn’t even made me a thousandaire. However, I have been able to keep my dog in a steady supply of rawhide bones, so he thanks you.  So,...
Thoughts on Thought Leaders

Thoughts on Thought Leaders

In my email today was a message from LinkedIn. The subject read: “Jeff, read the top 12 thought leader posts of the past year.” I was intrigued. Not by the posts themselves, but by the thought of thought leaders. “Thought Leader” is one of...
Victoria Hates Christina

Victoria Hates Christina

My candidates for Congress Mammal don’t like each other. I mean really don’t like each other. Every day they send me postcards and letters telling me how bad the other person is and why I shouldn’t vote for them.  Their names are Victoria and...